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it’s been awhile. figured i’d do a little updating on my life as of late.

yesterday morning i walked out my front door to go to work, and my car was missing.
THAT. WAS. FUN.
i spent the rest of the day on the phone with towing companies in the city, only to be told there was no record of my car being brought in… anywhere.
EVEN. MORE. FUN.
then i’m told to call the police and report it stolen.
really?
this is FANTASTIC news.
they sent a cop over to my house, and we talked about my now missing vehicle.
he goes to me, “it’s a pathfinder?”
“yes.”
“i know that sometimes it could just be brought over to a different location when they move the cars.”
“why would they move my car?”
“i have no idea, there were no events going on, you weren’t blocking anything… get in my car let’s go take a look.”
“uh… ok. should i bring anything?”
“nah. but i think i saw a pathfinder in the spot we’re going.”

do you know where my car was?

AT WALMART.

do you know how i flipped out when we pulled up to this “mystery location” he knew of… and it was just sitting there?
walmart? …..really?
considering my car didn’t take it upon herself to go shopping for new body wash…
what… the fuck… was it doing over there?
it had a ticket on the windshield… a REGULAR parking ticket for being in the spot it was IN… ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE… for 15 minutes over the time limit.
THEY DON’T TOW CARS FOR THAT REASON.
the fucking COP was like… “um, you should seriously take this to court. i have NO idea why you were towed. this is just bizarre.”
really? you think?
so since he told me not to bring anything with me… we had to drive back to my house so i could get my keys.
my neighbors were looking at me like what the hell i did, getting out of a cop car, and im making this big fuss to the guy that owns the surf shop on the corner, and i’m all, “they towed my car. its at WALMART. i have no idea what is going on, haha… what the hell… haha… we’re going to get it…” – as i’m getting back in the cop car, so that my neighbors didn’t think i fucking killed someone.

what a day, let me tell you.

in other news, last weekend was fabulous.
dave graham and i walked to the harbor spontaneously to go on the paddleboats, and then followed that with an awesome lunch/dinner at regi’s. so much fun. i love friend dates.
shayna and ashley came over for a girls night in the hot tub with sangria. i need to see those girls more. i have fantastic times with them.
and other than that… i was able to write some more of the book.

jen is coming to visit soon, and i am beyond excited. i really need this. you always have a different time with different friends when you go out, you know? when me and jen hang out, it makes me feel like i’m 16 again… when i had no worries about anything. she’s no drama, and NEVER has been. it’s hard to find someone like that. i’ve known her for 15 years, she’s just one of my best friends that i adore, and regardless of what we do, i always have fun. she’s also one of the few friends i have that doesn’t “have” to drink her face off to have a good time. and i like that. she could be completely sober and still be screaming at the top of her lungs or dancing on top of a table, haha. and that’s why i love her.

some random pics taken from my blackberry, so the quality is shit.
heads up.

my new beta fish, “cullen”.
she’s red and black and obviously a bad ass.

this is for matt scully. he misses his slurpees… and us.
see you soon :)

our willy wonka chocolate water when we went paddleboating.
so sexy. haha.

they also had dragon boats.
we weren’t havin it.

holla.

serious boating face.
you don’t know about this.

it was gorgeous that day.

was up till like 6am one morning cause i couldn’t sleep. stood out on my deck and watched the sun come up.

shia likes to sit on the window seat while i write the book.

so that’s that.
also? i’ve been pretty hush about something… someone… in my life, that has left me in the clouds.
i’m gonna keep it that way for as long as possible.

and lastly… i can’t wait to be in london. i’m pretty sure everyone knows this though. ;)
xo.